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Bachelor Cooking Recipe
If you are a bachelor Cooking Recipe, stuck up in an isolated place and missing your mom's cooking like anything, browse through this section for some quick and easy recipes. Yes, contrary to popular belief, plenty of bachelors around the world can whip up lovely delicacies in a jiffy, with whatever's available in the house. Conversely, many a married guy makes for the worst cook. However, bachelor culinary expertise is fast becoming an artifact these. days, thanks to frozen and take-away foods. Whatever be the ambience, check out these quick delights and have a rolling time.We'll also pass on cooking and preparations hints to make your time in the kitchen fun and easy. Trust us you bachelors a good home-cook meal makes a huge impression.
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Red chilli powder
Turmeric powder
Coriander powder
Garam masala powder
Whole garam masala (peppercorns, cloves, cinnamon, cumin seeds, cardamom)
Dried mango powder
Pav bhaji masala
Sambhar powder |
The Principles of Bachelor Cooking :
- A properly balanced meal consists of meat, beer and one or fewer vegetable ingredients. The permitted vegetables are: instant mashed potato or frozen peas. ss
- Taking any active part in food preparation is called "cooking". This may include choosing the pizza toppings, phoning the order to the curry house and putting the frozen lasagne into the microwave.
- Salad is for rabbits.
- The complete list of allowable BBQ foods is: Beer,Hamburgers, Sausages, Steak, Ketchup, Bread. But not too much bread.
- Food does not age when put in the fridge. In future, people seeking the secret of eternal life will spend years in their fridges, wrapped in cling-film.
- It stands to reason that if a food is full of preservatives, then the consumer who eats it will also age slower, and remain healthier for longer.
- The Bachelor should always be ready to entertain unexpected guests. In the fridge keep plenty of beer.
- The correct place for dirty pots, pans and plates is in artistic and precarious piles in the sink, on tables, benches and chairs, on top of the T.V, on the floor or in the garden. In each pile the smallest item should always form the base.
- The correct time to wash dirty plates is right before you next want to use them.
- Evil things from months ago lurk in the back of food cupboards and fridges. Never explore the dark reaches beyond the warm, comforting light that plays on the (relatively) recently bought items in the front. Whatever is going on in the back should be left alone.
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